From the Dept. of Who Knew?, there appears to be a whole school of amateur manga devoted to personifying Microsoft operating systems. Windows flavors are most often depicted as saucer-eyed girls with underwear management issues. (People with a lot of spare time have tried to prove that the breast size of characters is proportional to minimum installed RAM requirements for the corresponding OS.) But we're partial to Windows 98 SE, who seems to have come to life as an angry paper bag.